my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via legit-humour)
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WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY
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When I was a kid,
Whenever someone talk crap about me, I was like:
But now when people talk shit about me, I’m like:
(Source: californist)
It’s weird to think that your husband/wife is somewhere in the world right now doing something.
or you might already know them.
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazingwhat
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
Mother. Fuckin. Babies.
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